Plot a murder? Oh dear, it’s complicated ….

Plot of murder foiled
Plot of murder  was recently foiled

Plot a murder?  Crime?  Oh, dear —  it’s complicated.  All this murder stuff is far too complicated for dear old dad.

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A  recent murder plot devised by a father was exposed.   The person  accidentally texted his former employer instead of his hit man, court documents suggest.

Jeff Lytle, of Monroe, Washington, reportedly intended to text a man named Shayne.

Prosecutors say he’d hired the man to kill his wife and four-year-old daughter for their $1.5 million life insurance payout.

His wife has been identified on social media as Rhoda Mee Funtanilla Lydle.

Instead, the text message about the sinister plan was sent to his ex-boss, who brought the message to the police, leading to Lytle’s arrest on Wednesday.

The text allegedly said: ‘Hey Shayne hows it going. You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife. I’m going to take you up on that offer,’ KIRO 

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Firenze Sage:  If you plot a murder,  please be as stupid as this moron.

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