the new close shave [Gillette pushes trans agenda]

In a deep voice, the young woman talks to the camera about finding herself:

“I went into my transition just wanting to be happy. Iâ€m glad Iâ€m at the point where Iâ€m able to shave.”

Because:

“Growing up, I was always trying to figure out what kind of man I wanted to become, and Iâ€m still trying to figure out what kind of man that I want to become.”

A beaming father is present for her first pruning of the ol†facehedge. She recites what heâ€s taught her about mastering the mandibular manscape:

“North, north, east, west, never in a hurry.”

Dad smiles in approval.

He coaches:

“Now donâ€t be scared. Donâ€t be scared. Shaving is about being confident. Aw, youâ€re doing fine. You are doing fine.”

They hug.

For her, itâ€s Mission Accomplished:

“Iâ€m at the point in my manhood where Iâ€m actually happy.”

Then a caption:

“Whenever, wherever, however it happens, your first shave is special.

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Firenze Sage  JAJ48@aol.com

I wonder if dear old dad waxes too.